Ingredients:
One White Chocolate Labrador
A Parade of Thirteen Wild Turkeys strolling through the backyard
Roll the Labrador Vigorously with Glee and Gusto in the grass that recently hosted the Turkey Parade.
Call and Scream hysterically for the dog to get back here NOW!!!
Rue the day you ever bought the literally STINKING dog in the first place.
Take a picture, so that at least you can get SOME mileage out of the situation.
Wonder why YOU didn't write "Marley and Me" and make a bazillion bucks for your trouble.
4 comments:
LOL! Sorry to laugh.... not really!
dogs. can't live with 'em.
Glad I'm not the only one with a stinky dog.
Alissa
Okay, that's yucky! You left the "How DD got clean" part of the story out, though. Are you the official Dog Washer or has that been delagated?
I just caught up on all of your posts and enjoyed them. Thanks for writing!
Natalie (in TX)
Well, he needed a New Year's bath anyway, right?
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