Pin It Deaky-Boy Surprise
One White Chocolate Labrador
A Parade of Thirteen Wild Turkeys strolling through the backyard
Roll the Labrador Vigorously with Glee and Gusto in the grass that recently hosted the Turkey Parade.
Call and Scream hysterically for the dog to get back here NOW!!!
Rue the day you ever bought the literally STINKING dog in the first place.
Take a picture, so that at least you can get SOME mileage out of the situation.
Wonder why YOU didn't write "Marley and Me" and make a bazillion bucks for your trouble.