Well, while I am still on my sardine eating/fishy burp producing binge/experiment to improve my hair's condition and thus give myself incredibly glorious hair, we are not going to talk about my own personal foxy locksies. Which would have a different spelling than this title, anyway.
No, we are going to talk about a little adventure that occurred at my house, earlier in January, when, you will recall, I was sicker than a dog, and had lost my zest for living, and my aspiring blog-author-mojo. This blog was not named Wild Life in the Woods for naught, and in this little tale, where you will actually see some wildlife tail, you will also see that I do, on occasion, live quite the little wild life in the woods, with the wildlife. Wordplay! I love it. I live for it! Well, I don't ENTIRELY live for it. Figure of speech. Anyway...
Our story begins when my daughter was going across the street to play with my neighbor's granddaughter who comes by to play on a fairly regular basis. They were walking up our driveway (which, if you looked at the pictures in yesterday's post, you will remember is quite wooded), when my daughter said she heard something rustling in the leaves. Over near where the propane tank used to be. We used to use propane to fuel our cooktop when we first moved here, and so we had a lovely, decorative, huge white/partially covered with green mold, torpedo shaped fuel tank in our yard, which the previous owner of our home had attempted to camouflage with some lattice work. Natural gas arrived in the Boonies last summer, the propane supplier hauled our ugly propane tank away (Yay!!!), but the little lattice work "faux fence" has stayed up in our yard. Why? Well for the same reason that our giant Christmas bulb sidewalk lights (purchased this year at Costco for that festive holiday feel) still grace the sidewalk leading to our kitchen: because we live deeply back away from the road enough that we're not particularly ashamed enough to take them down.
So, ANYWAY, my daughter heard a rustling in the leaves. Her eyes, she tells us, got big as saucers, and she came running back into the house and called us to come see, quick, because she knew what she saw wasn't going to last long!
So, here's what she saw:
|My ear! My EAR!!! If this keeps up, Van Gogh's gonna wanna paint me!|
|No, seriously, there has got to be some way out of this dilemma. But my head is so wide and my brain is so TINY!|
|Ow! Ow! OW!!! Oy, I got such a headache!|
|Note my lovely Foxy Loxy Locks. Susan in the Boonies is so jealous, because I don't have to eat sardines.|
So, now, children, you know the story of How FoxyLoxy Got His Head Stuck in the Faux-Fence in the Boonies. Show your kids these pictures. They won't believe it. I almost didn't! And I saw FoxyLoxy with me own eyes.